The Devil Had a Mobile Phone

The Devil had a mobile phone
He called me up on it
He said, “D’you wanna make a deal?”
I said I’d sleep on it
I had a sleep, I dreamt a dream
I woke up in a sweat
I deleted the Devil’s number
And called up God instead
But God, He wasn’t taking calls
He wasn’t even home
I went through to His answering service
And the Devil said, “Hello?”