Poems

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Welcome to the Poetry section of my site. Here you’ll find poems nonsensical, whimsical, silly, and sometimes dark, too. Some are short, some are long. (I’ve provided line counts, so you’ll know what you’re getting into.)

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Enjoy!

Alice at R'lyeh

“What a curious thing,” said Alice

“One might easily lose one's balance,”

As she walked through the labyrinthine tangles

Of the sea-risen city's impossible angles...

My Vampire Bride

The moon was bright

The breeze was light

As I stepped outside, that fateful night

And felt upon my neck the bite...

The Beast

The Beast became a Beast by living too long alone

Not caring how his beard or his fingernails had grown...

Mr Was & Miss Where

Mr Was only was, never is

The was of the moment is his

The is never is, because

Then is the now of Mr Was...

Molly Millie May McGrew

The bravest girl I ever knew

Was Molly Millie May McGrew

She stood no more than four foot two

But she’d outfaced the Gobbledigoo!...

The Night-Black Suit

My father had a night-black suit

With a night-black tie up to his throat

And gloves so dark, when they were on

You wondered where his hands had gone...

Mummy, Queen of Fright!

Our Mummy’d been a mummy in a horror film franchise

Rising from the dead with mesmerising, glowing eyes...

Jack Fear

Day or night

You’ll feel his bite

He’s always out, dispensing fright...

The Gentle Giant Robot

The Gentle Giant Robot, striding through the countryside

Stopped, then hung its heavy, heavy robot head and sighed...

How nice to be an angel

How nice to be an angel

Flitting about the sky

Without a thought of who or when

Or how or if or why...

Resorts of the Frightfully Lonely

Tabitha penned as-you-are invitations

To whomever found them, with no expectations

And left them in randomly-chosen locations...

The House, to its Haunter

Now alle is DEAD withinne me, and the attick dust is still,

And old moth huskes lye crumbling on the warped woode of the sill...

Meddie

Meddie had fantastic hair

It floated snakily on the air

A slow-motion sculpture of waves and curls

The envy of all the other girls...

Tumbledown Tom

He came down the road like a roistering riot

Now forwards, now backwards, as though just to try it...

Ghostie

Did you feel it, like a sigh

Maybe Ghostie passing by

Soundlessly — I wonder why

Oh Ghostie?

The Devil had a mobile phone

The Devil had a mobile phone

He called me up on it

He said, “D’you wanna make a deal?”

I said I’d sleep on it...

Robot wrote a novel

Robot wrote a novel

All in ones and zeroes

Humans were the villains

Robots were the heroes...

It

Although we did our best

To pretend it wasn’t there

We kept It in the cellar

Just below the stair...

The Existential Agent

The Existential Agent has a gadget and a gizmo

The Existential Agent has the low-down and the info...

The Indifferent Beast

They had an Indifferent Beast at the zoo

It was furry and spiny and somewhat scaly, too...

Wish I could be a witch

Wish I could be a witch

Real old-hag-cackling bitch

I’d cast me a spell

That’d summon up hell...

Spike and Doodles

Spike and Doodles, friends for life, set out upon a quest.

Spike said, “Doodles, I have always liked the sound of west.”

Dr von Brain

Dr von Brain

Said “I’m not insane!

“It’s all the other scientists who are far too tame!”

It's easy to summon a demon...

It's easy to summon a demon

You'll need paper, a pencil, and something to lean on...

The Sad Pirate

I sometimes sit and wonder

At all this useless plunder

I’ll maybe dig myself a pit

And bury it...

Toby

They wondered why Toby was always so cold

He was only, they calculated, five years old...

Doctor Freud

Doctor Freud, oh Doctor Freud

How is it I can avoid

Lustful thoughts and such distractions

Leading me to shameful actions?...

New Neighbours

New neighbours in the flat below.

Young. Happy. In love. You know.

Kiss each morning as they go to work.

Bit more than that each night in the dark....

The Imposter

I saw what seemed to be myself emerging from a door

Upon a street I swear I’d never walked upon before...

I want to be on the moon

I want to be on the moon.

Just me, on my own.

Three hundred and eighty four thousand miles

From any pair of human eyes...

Teach Yourself Terror!

Teach Yourself Terror! the book’s cover said:

“How to be frightened of things not-quite-dead!”...

The Icky Drip

The icky drip

Went drip, and drip

And dripped upon my neck...

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